Janice Taylor Living

Hot Picks: A furry bathroom scale that measures happiness!

January 17th, 2010

Our Lady of Weight Loss presents the Scales of JUSTICE.jpg

Do you know what the Scales of Injustice really measure? Your level of fabulous? Your gravitational pull? Your hideous fat?

How would you feel if you stepped on the scale in the morning and it always gave you a compliment? “you’re perfect,” “you’re gorgeous,” “you’re hot!” You’ll never have another bad scale day with a Yay! Scale. Thanks to the principles of quantum physics – a Yay! Scale never lies! Conceived, designed, handmade, dated & signed by Marilyn Wann of Fat!So? fame.

NOW … from VoluptuART: A furry bathroom scale that not only bringsĀ  a smile to your face and leaves you feelin’ go, but it inspires you to celebrate the ‘fullness’ of your life!

How much FUN is that! Laugh yourself skinny!

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Spread the word … NOT the icing!
Janice

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